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KRIF Ghana Limited launches “Stay Safe” campaign
The Executive Chairman of KRIF Ghana Limited, Rev. Kennedy Okosun, has urged the public to adopt simple and hygienic methods of handling money as part of measures to help curb the spread of COVID-19.
According to him, it was inappropriate to count bulks of money with bare hands as that could increase the risk of contracting the virus found on surfaces including currency notes and coins.
He said the company, as part of its own internal measures, was therefore embarking on a ‘Stay Safe’ campaign to help individuals and corporate bodies procure quality money counting machines at affordable prices to facilitate their operations and limit exposure to infections.
Rev. Okosun said the campaign was to support other government efforts meant to curb the spread of the disease especially in Ghana, and across the world.
“We all have the responsibility to protect ourselves, and loved ones at home and at our offices in these trying times of a never seen coronavirus pandemic.
“To facilitate this campaign, KRIF Ghana Limited is offering the best quality, easy to use money counting machines at the lowest prices so that all and sundry will be able to process money using the machines in safety, without headaches and minimal risk,” he noted.
While urging the public to abide by safety protocols, Rev. Okosun further stressed the need to rely on “appropriate equipment and technology” for money handling purposes.
“Monies received or paid out must be processed without doubt. As the leading distributor of office stationary and equipment, we will do whatever it takes make our money counting machines affordable and accessible to everybody who must count their daily receipts in a safe and efficient way,” he added.
The Executive Chairman further hinted that existing KRIF Ghana customers would enjoy considerable discount for any money counting machine purchased during the ‘Stay Safe’ campaign period.
The money counting machines for the campaign, he explained, were from renowned manufactures such as Olympia of Germany and Magner of USA. They include Olympia NC-540, NC-450 and Magner 175 and 125, among others.
KRIF Ghana said the money counting machines which were also being offered on lease as well as on hire-purchase arrangements, were designed for counting and detecting Ghana Cedi and US dollars counterfeits and other currencies.
By Ernest Nutsugah
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The sleep divorce phenomenon
sleep divorce, also known as sleep separation, is a growing trend where couples choose to sleep apart from each other, either permanently or temporarily. This decision can be driven by various factors, ranging from sleep disorders to relationship issues. In this article, we’ll delve into the reasons, benefits, and challenges of sleep divorce, providing insights and guidance for couples considering this arrangement.
Reasons for Sleep Divorce
1. Sleep Disorders: Snoring, insomnia, sleep apnea, and restless leg syndrome can disrupt a partner’s sleep, leading to fatigue, irritability, and resentment.
2. Different Sleep Schedules: Shift work, irregular hours, or differing sleep preferences can make sharing a bed challenging.
3. Personal Space and Comfort: Some individuals require solitude, silence, or specific sleeping conditions to recharge.
4. Relationship Issues: Conflict, intimacy problems, or emotional disconnection can lead couples to seek separate sleeping arrangements.
5. Health Concerns: Certain medical conditions, such as chronic pain or sleepwalking, may necessitate separate sleeping quarters.
Benefits of Sleep Divorce
1. Improved Sleep Quality: Sleeping apart can lead to better rest, increased energy, and enhanced mental clarity.
2. Increased Productivity: A good night’s sleep can boost productivity, focus, and overall well-being.
3. *Better Mood*: Adequate sleep can reduce irritability, anxiety, and depression.
4. Personal Autonomy: Separate sleeping arrangements can provide individuals with much-needed alone time.
5. Relationship Rejuvenation: Sleep divorce can help couples rekindle intimacy and connection outside of sleep.
Challenges of Sleep Divorce
1. Emotional Distance: Sleeping apart can lead to feelings of disconnection and isolation.
2. Impact on Intimacy: Reduced physical closeness can affect emotional intimacy and relationship quality.
3. Logistical Challenges: Separate bedrooms or sleeping arrangements can require adjustments.
4. Social Stigma: Some may view sleep divorce as unconventional or problematic.
5. Communication Breakdown: Failure to discuss sleep needs and boundaries can exacerbate relationship issues.
Navigating Sleep Divorce
1. Open Communication: Discuss sleep needs, concerns, and boundaries.
2. Set Boundaries: Establish a sleep plan and respect each other’s space.
3. Prioritise Intimacy: Schedule regular date nights or intimate activities.
4. Re-Evaluate and Adjust: Regularly assess the arrangement’s effectiveness.
5. Seek Professional Help: Consult therapists, sleep specialists, or counsellors for guidance.
Conclusion:
Sleep divorce is not a sign of relationship failure but rather a proactive approach to addressing sleep-related challenges. By understanding the reasons, benefits, and challenges, couples can make informed decisions about their sleep arrangements. Effective communication, mutual respect, and flexibility are key to navigating sleep divorce successfully.
Question: Is sleep divorce a sign of relationship problems?
Answer: Not necessarily. Sleep divorce can address specific sleep-related issues.
Question: How do we maintain intimacy while sleeping apart?
Answer: Schedule regular date nights, intimate activities, or meaningful interactions.
Question: Will sleep divorce affect our social life?
Answer: Openly communicate your arrangement to friends and family.
Question: Can sleep divorce improve our relationship?
Answer: Yes, by addressing sleep-related issues and prioritising intimacy.
By embracing sleep divorce as a viable solution, couples can prioritise their individual sleep needs while nurturing their relationship.
By Robert Ekow Grimmond-Thompson
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Lotto Palaver
My former classmate, Kwame Korkorti, told me recently that the symptoms of modern day diseases like unemployment and redeployment can effectively be stopped using herbal treatment. He also confided in me that if herbal treatment does not prove effective, then one needs to go the lotto way, to avoid weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Korkorti indeed has eleven and a half years practical experience in how to make ends meet. Although he was famous in the 70s as the best kpanlogo dancer of the decade, he was redeployed as a civil servant not too far back.
Faced with the dilemma of where to invest his redeployment benefits, he took the biggest risk in life. He used half the amount on lotto for four consecutive weeks and lost. He then approached a man called the ‘Lotto-Crocodile’ who gave him three sure tips, which were arrived at by the dictates of a ‘timing’ plan.
The calculations could not be doubted and the ‘crocodile’ was indeed revered, even feared, for his lotto prowess. Should Korkorti invest the other half of his benefits into the “3-sure” and damn the consequences?
If he lost, it would be a disaster for him. His wife would leave him, and the landlord would serve him with a ‘quit’ notice, and he would become a ‘Son of Man.’ Moreover, his friends would call him the biggest fool in contemporary times.
Investment
To be on the safer side, he told his wife about his investment plans. She flared up and called him an idiot and a fat-head John-Bull. Korkorti, therefore, recoiled into his shell but decided to stake just ¢1,000.
On Saturday, the three numbers were there in black and white. He promptly divorced his wife for having deprived him of millions of cedis.
Ever since this episode, Korkorti has become a lotto addict, a forecaster, a lotto magician, editor-in-chief of a lotto paper and the chairman of the Sikaman Lotto Winners Association (SLWA).
I heard there is also an association called the Sikaman Lotto Losers Association (SLLA).
Although it is the unemployed who are susceptible to the lotto syndrome, the business is also the pre-occupation of people from all walks of life-business executives, secretaries of state, assemblymen, fetish priests, pastors and evangelists, beggars and koose sellers.
In fact, lotto transcends all occupations and professions in such a way that both the rich and the poor are perpetually engaged in making money out of mechanised lotto, VAG-West or Lucky Scratch whose scarcity in the metropolis does not merit the numerous adverts on television.
Some people are born lucky and can win lotto 20 times in a year. Others like myself have been born to lose.
The last time I came close to winning was in 1983 when hunger in Sikaman was quite normal to the natives. It was the era of famine when man, wife and children had only one hard coconut for supper and got ready to develop jaundice. It was at that time that I got a “2-sure” tip from a very reliable but clandestine source. The mathematical solution of the problem was arrived at by permutation and combinations, backed by calculus and lotto matrices. The two numbers were unfailing.
I told two close friends about it and they staked heavily like I did. After I had kept the tickets safely in a notebook which l locked away in a fortified drawer, I quickly began figuring out a budget based upon the amount l’d win at the week-end.
I planned to purchase one maxi bag of rice, I’ll order yams from Kasoa, beans from Kordiabe and palm-nuts from Larteh. I’ll purchase a table top fridge (since l enjoy iced water so much), a portable sound system and a diplomatic shoe. I apportioned the amounts I’ll remit to my mother, my old-man, brothers, sisters and two friends.
I became so obsessed with this lotto palaver that I could hardly sleep at night. As the week-end approached, the excitement grew so much that I began feeling quite uncomfortable.
Come 5.05 p.m. on Saturday. My heart started beating violently when the Club Beer advert came clear on the air. It was only seconds away and I would be richest man in a time of scarcity and acute hunger. I dashed for my pen and paper.
The numbers were being mentioned by a deep-throated announcer: “And now, the numbers… “My heart beat like that of a marathon runner as I wrote them down, my fingers trembling. The first three numbers did not include my “2-sure” tips. But I was reassured when the fourth was one of mine.
I was ready to leap into air when the last number called was nowhere near my other number. I had lost, and immediately started thinking about where my supper would come from.
That was the day I vowed not to stake lotto again in my life. Lotto can be a good servant and also a bad master. It has been the fertile ground for some people and the downfall of luckless others. It has made some rich and also impoverished others. It has solved problems in families and caused problems in families.
Anyhow, it is the surest way of getting rich without getting into trouble with revolutionary laws. This is because with lotto, you can become an instant millionaire without dipping long fingers into public funds.
Some people say lotto is a vice. Well I do not consider it as such, but of course, it depends on the angle from which one views the game. Although I no longer stake lotto, I’ll be the last to advise anybody against it. It may be somebody’s saviour, who knows. Moreover, it is a way of taxing people for national revenue without, realising they being taxed.
In fact they pay the tax without force, and some gain therefrom. It has also been a source of employment for many, like lotto receivers and agents.
The only problem with lotto is that it is a time-wasting venture to which most workers concentrate all their attention instead of attending to official duties.
Productivity falls, because from the Managing Director to the cleaner, everybody is either busy calculating a certain mathematical progression or discussing the potency of a ‘machine’ number.
True to it, in an eight-hour working period per day, a typical lotto addict uses two hours to think about family problems, one hour for financial worries, and three hours to forecast winning numbers. The remaining two hours are shared between working on the job and relaxing. No country progresses with such work schedule.
Perhaps, it would be better if workers rely more on dream-numbers, car numbers and
house numbers instead of machine numbers, shadows, counterparts, addition 90, turning numbers and timing plans. We should not sacrifice productivity for personal gain. We are free to work lotto after closing hours, week-ends and public holidays. All the best in your lotto palaver.
This article was first published on Saturday, October 27, 1990.