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Lotto Palaver

Sikaman Palava

My former classmate, Kwame Korkorti, told me recently that the symptoms of modern day diseases like unemployment and rede­ployment can effectively be stopped using herbal treatment. He also con­fided in me that if herbal treatment does not prove effective, then one needs to go the lotto way, to avoid weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Korkorti indeed has eleven and a half years practical experience in how to make ends meet. Although he was famous in the 70s as the best kpan­logo dancer of the decade, he was redeployed as a civil servant not too far back.

Faced with the dilemma of where to invest his redeployment benefits, he took the biggest risk in life. He used half the amount on lotto for four consecutive weeks and lost. He then approached a man called the ‘Lot­to-Crocodile’ who gave him three sure tips, which were arrived at by the dictates of a ‘timing’ plan.

The calculations could not be doubted and the ‘crocodile’ was indeed revered, even feared, for his lotto prowess. Should Korkorti invest the other half of his benefits into the “3-sure” and damn the consequences?

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If he lost, it would be a disaster for him. His wife would leave him, and the landlord would serve him with a ‘quit’ notice, and he would become a ‘Son of Man.’ Moreover, his friends would call him the biggest fool in contemporary times.

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To be on the safer side, he told his wife about his investment plans. She flared up and called him an idiot and a fat-head John-Bull. Korkorti, therefore, recoiled into his shell but decided to stake just ¢1,000.

On Saturday, the three numbers were there in black and white. He promptly divorced his wife for having deprived him of millions of cedis.

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Ever since this episode, Korkorti has become a lotto addict, a forecast­er, a lotto magician, editor-in-chief of a lotto paper and the chairman of the Sikaman Lotto Winners Association (SLWA).

I heard there is also an association called the Sikaman Lotto Losers Asso­ciation (SLLA).

Although it is the unemployed who are susceptible to the lotto syndrome, the business is also the pre-occupation of people from all walks of life-busi­ness executives, secretaries of state, assemblymen, fetish priests, pastors and evangelists, beggars and koose sellers.

In fact, lotto transcends all occu­pations and professions in such a way that both the rich and the poor are perpetually engaged in making money out of mechanised lotto, VAG-West or Lucky Scratch whose scarcity in the metropolis does not merit the numer­ous adverts on television.

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Some people are born lucky and can win lotto 20 times in a year. Others like myself have been born to lose.

The last time I came close to win­ning was in 1983 when hunger in Sika­man was quite normal to the natives. It was the era of famine when man, wife and children had only one hard coconut for supper and got ready to develop jaundice. It was at that time that I got a “2-sure” tip from a very reliable but clandestine source. The mathematical solution of the problem was arrived at by permutation and combinations, backed by calculus and lotto matrices. The two numbers were unfailing.

I told two close friends about it and they staked heavily like I did. After I had kept the tickets safely in a notebook which l locked away in a fortified drawer, I quickly began figuring out a budget based upon the amount l’d win at the week-end.

I planned to purchase one maxi bag of rice, I’ll order yams from Kasoa, beans from Kordiabe and palm-nuts from Larteh. I’ll purchase a table top fridge (since l enjoy iced water so much), a portable sound system and a diplomatic shoe. I apportioned the amounts I’ll remit to my mother, my old-man, brothers, sisters and two friends.

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I became so obsessed with this lot­to palaver that I could hardly sleep at night. As the week-end approached, the excitement grew so much that I began feeling quite uncomfortable.

Come 5.05 p.m. on Saturday. My heart started beating violently when the Club Beer advert came clear on the air. It was only seconds away and I would be richest man in a time of scarcity and acute hunger. I dashed for my pen and paper.

The numbers were being men­tioned by a deep-throated announcer: “And now, the numbers… “My heart beat like that of a marathon runner as I wrote them down, my fingers trem­bling. The first three numbers did not include my “2-sure” tips. But I was reassured when the fourth was one of mine.

I was ready to leap into air when the last number called was nowhere near my other number. I had lost, and immediately started thinking about where my supper would come from.

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That was the day I vowed not to stake lotto again in my life. Lotto can be a good servant and also a bad master. It has been the fertile ground for some people and the downfall of luckless others. It has made some rich and also impoverished others. It has solved problems in families and caused problems in families.

Anyhow, it is the surest way of getting rich without getting into trouble with revolutionary laws. This is because with lotto, you can become an instant millionaire without dipping long fingers into public funds.

Some people say lotto is a vice. Well I do not consider it as such, but of course, it depends on the angle from which one views the game. Although I no longer stake lotto, I’ll be the last to advise anybody against it. It may be somebody’s saviour, who knows. Moreover, it is a way of taxing people for national revenue without, realising they being taxed.

In fact they pay the tax without force, and some gain therefrom. It has also been a source of employment for many, like lotto receivers and agents.

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The only problem with lotto is that it is a time-wasting venture to which most workers concentrate all their at­tention instead of attending to official duties.

Productivity falls, because from the Managing Director to the cleaner, everybody is either busy calculating a certain mathematical progression or discussing the potency of a ‘machine’ number.

True to it, in an eight-hour working period per day, a typical lotto addict uses two hours to think about fam­ily problems, one hour for financial worries, and three hours to forecast winning numbers. The remaining two hours are shared between working on the job and relaxing. No country pro­gresses with such work schedule.

Perhaps, it would be better if workers rely more on dream-numbers, car numbers and

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house numbers instead of machine numbers, shadows, counterparts, addition 90, turning numbers and timing plans. We should not sacrifice productivity for personal gain. We are free to work lotto after closing hours, week-ends and public holidays. All the best in your lotto palaver.

This article was first published on Saturday, October 27, 1990.

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New family head for Nii Otu we/Kweifio We

Ibrahim Nii Darku Amponsah’s installed as a family head by Nii Ashittey Tetteh,
Ibrahim Nii Darku Amponsah’s installed as a family head by Nii Ashittey Tetteh,

A 56-year-old driver, Ibrahim Nii Darku Am­ponsah, was last Saturday installed as the 6th family head of the Kweifio/Nii Otu We at Ayikai Doboro in the Ga East Municipality.

He succeeds the late Ibrahim Alhaji Adjah, who performed that duty from 1998 until his demise in August 2024.

Ibrahim Nii Darku Amponsah’s installation was performed by Nii Ashittey Tetteh, head of the Okortshoshiehsie families at James Town and Amamole.

He admonished Nii Darku Amponsah to be a good family head, and resolve family issues with jus­tice.

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Nii Ashittey Tetteh, who poured libation and slaughtered animals to pacify the ancestors, said there was nothing fetish about this millennia-old traditions.

Nii Darku Amponsah expressed his profound happi­ness for the confidence reposed in him, and prom­ised to work diligently to promote the interest of family members.

He called on the youth to avoid violence and nega­tive behaviour during the December 7, polls.

Nii Darku Amponsah paid homage to the five previ­ous family heads and extolled the good works they performed to keep the family interest and unity over the years.

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The previous family heads were Nii Oblenteng, Kwaku Amponsah, Kweitse Nii Otu, Nuumo Otinko­rang, and Ibrahim Alhaji Adjah.

Caption: Nii Ashittey Tetteh congratulating Nii Darku Amponsah through handshake

A family member pouring powder on NIi Darku Am­ponsah’s head, while Nii Ashittey Tetteh (left) and other family members look on

By Francis Xah

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Ghana, Seychelles deepen bilateral cooperation

Mr Acquah in a hand shake with President Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo, looking on is President Wavel Ramwakalan

 The recent state visit by the President of the Republic of Seychelles, Mr Wavel Ramka­lawan, has deepened and taken to higher notch, the bilateral relations between the two countries, says Mr Kwame Acquah, the Consul of the Republic of Seychelles in Accra.

Mr Acquah told The Spectator that Ghana and Seychelles have signed seven Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) in sectors including culture, trade air service agreement, tourism, aquacul­ture, and education for the mutual benefit of both countries.

Asantehene with President Ramkalawan and the Consul Mr Acquah

He said there were Ghanaians living and working in Seychelles with about 500 of them working in the fisheries sector in Seychelles with a sister Tuna Company in Tema.

Seychelles is a tiny Archipelago Island in the Indian Ocean, off East Africa with a population of a little over 100, 000. It achieved Independence from British colonial rule in 1976.

The Archipelago Island has a historic relations with Ghana dating back to 1896 when Nana Agyeman Prempeh I, the 13th King of Ashanti Empire, and others were exiled to the Seychelles Island during the colonial rule where he spent 27 years, before the British colonial administrators allowed him to return to Ashanti.

 By Alhaji Salifu Abdul-Rahaman

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